How come whenever I attempt to use any Axe or Tag products, I don't have hundreds of scantily clad hot women tackling me? What the hell am I doing wrong? I expect to use these sprays in the most generic of places, and have the hottest women in the world appear and molest the shit out of me. I mean, advertisers wouldn't lie like that would they?
Axe Commercial - The best video clips are right here
This is pure total bullshit. Besides a duodec (look that up, bitchass)-daily spraying regimen, I have also purposely gotten bit by hundreds of mosquitoes and ate hundreds of frog legs, and still nothing. At least in beer commercials, I can drink enough beer to make women look that hot. But no amount of Tag or Axe body spray does that. Hell last Sunday I emptied a can of Axe on myself and subsequently got lit on fire from direct sunlight.
Immolation fucking sucks. Unless it's againstreligious persecution. Then it's ok.
