Tangled Cords

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN? WHY DO I WASTE 10 MINUTES UNTANGLING CORDS THAT WERE PERFECTLY TIED? WHAT IS THE 2ND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS???

Everything? Orly?

Music is a pretty big interest of mine. I think internet radio and satellite radio are the best things ever to happen for my ears, because honestly without them, I know for sure my ipod would have only 3 songs on it. So when someone brings up music, I'm pretty open/interested in striking up a conversation about it. The only problem is that the conversation usually goes like this:

Me: You like this song? What sort of music do you listen to?
You: ME??? LOL I LIKE EVERYTHING :D!!!!!1111

Me:

Little known fact: I am actually in fact an animorph.

You like everything? Really? That's the biggest bullshit response I've ever heard in my whole life. You don't like everything. I guarantee you if I played a random ass song off my playlist right now you'd be like "wow this song sucks." I'd obviously have to punch you in the face, but that will only add to the other black eye I gave you for answering "everything." Just because you heard T-pain speak like a robot on the #1 HIT STATION doesn't mean you like hip hop. Or just because you heard the 3rd grade lyrics of Nickelback doesnt mean you like rock. Fuck that. I hate you.