So i rediscovered a passion that i had not revisited since high school - Soccer. Soccer is flipping awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a dbag and doesnt understand anything. Its the ultimate team game, gets you into the best shape you could be, and has none of the mentally challenged stops that many of the other games do. Don't try the bullshit soccer is for pussies and then compare it to American Football, because thats like comparing football to basketball, but infinitely more stupid. You're an idiot.
So i recently played on my friend's co-ed league for a game, and it was really fun. So while i was taking to one of my female buddies to see if she liked soccer, i get this response:
"No. traumatic experience in eighth grade. I don't want to talk about it."
HE STRIKES AGAIN
Seroiusly? Cmon. Not only are you going to give a bullshit vague "no," you're adding the worst teasing line ever- "I don't want to talk about it." You're not doing the usual "For me to know and you to find out," which is almost as douchey, but at least you KNOW you could possibly get it out sometime in the near future. "I don't want to talk about it" gives the information that I am injustly being left out on a shield of untouchableness. I mean, cmon, i can't ask after that. It's obvoiusly something bad, and I dont want to be that guy who delves in too deep into your life, just to find out that during a soccer game while you were 12, a horse ran onto the field to violate you.
I mean, obviously that would be the best story i've ever heard, but damn if I were to look like a total dbag finding it out. I gotta look after my social image too, you know.
