Mario Lopez

Man, remember this guy from Saved by the Bell?

No homo.

I actually don't remember the show very well, but one thing I do remember was being overjoyed that the show finally got canceled so that Mario Lopez would no longer be famous. C'mon, a minority with a mullet? Automatic hatred because it wasn't me first.

Then he was on this show about pet stars on Animal Planet? Nat Geo? Public Access? I forget. But it was pretty good, I guess. If you were 5. or old. or retarded. actually it was a horrible because they gave Mario more work.

Then came America's best dance crew. oh man. In theory, a great show, especially with jabba and kaba and the other crews. but they made 3 mistakes.

1. Hiring JC
2. Hiring Lil Mama
3. Hiring Mario Lopez
4. Not firing Mario right away after episode 1
5. Not firing Mario after episode 2...

You know what they made a lot more mistakes than that. And don't give me that bullshit that he didn't write what he was saying. I don't care. He still said it.



"Will they mimic Omarion perfectly? or will their freezes freeze them up?"
Oh god. every word hurts.

Greasy glass doors

You know those glass doors that litter everywhere from the midtown offices of Manhattan to the trash strip malls in Jersey? There's a freaking metal bar in the middle of the door/end of the door for a reason. That's where you put your greasy, dirty ass hands on. No, don't put it on the glass part of the door, where your nasty disgusting hand oils get all over the door and I have to actually put my face near when I open one of these things
Flipping disgusting. I hate everyone one of you who do that. At least learn to use your shoulder or sleeve or something. Save the janitors some time. Shit, if I were a janitor who had to clean nasty shit up all day, but I didn't have to worry about the spotlessness of the front glass door, I'd be a happy man.