Monday, March 31, 2008

Mario Lopez

Man, remember this guy from Saved by the Bell?

No homo.

I actually don't remember the show very well, but one thing I do remember was being overjoyed that the show finally got canceled so that Mario Lopez would no longer be famous. C'mon, a minority with a mullet? Automatic hatred because it wasn't me first.

Then he was on this show about pet stars on Animal Planet? Nat Geo? Public Access? I forget. But it was pretty good, I guess. If you were 5. or old. or retarded. actually it was a horrible because they gave Mario more work.

Then came America's best dance crew. oh man. In theory, a great show, especially with jabba and kaba and the other crews. but they made 3 mistakes.
  1. Hiring JC
  2. Hiring Lil Mama
  3. Hiring Mario Lopez
  4. Not firing Mario right away after episode 1
  5. Not firing Mario after episode 2...
You know what they made a lot more mistakes than that. And don't give me that bullshit that he didn't write what he was saying. I don't care. He still said it.



"Will they mimic Omarion perfectly? or will their freezes freeze them up?"
Oh god. every word hurts.




No comments: