Women who can't dress their age

When I'm not out teaching Lebron how to play basketball, or schooling wack MCs in rap battles on your street corner, I like to chill with a couple of my friends and watch some television. Taking a break from watching hugely masculine shows like Real World LA or Top Chef, we decided to watch some The Real Housewives of NY. And immediately we meet Ramona, probably the worst nightmare for the 13 year old daughter she has, and basically any man watching this show. And consequently, we see this:

A billion points goes to whoever can figure out which one I'm talking about.

Seriously... the only thing worse than a fat girl wearing something that looks like its clinging on to dear life is an old woman who thinks she's still sexy. Not Rene Russo in Thomas Crown Affair sexy, because man I'd still hit that shit in a second. More like I-just-hit-puberty-and-I-need-to-show-off-my-body-to-anything-with-a-penis sexy. Except that shes probably reaching menopause and it's just awful. Almost awful enough for me to stop watching the show. ALMOST.






No homo