It's incredible. Working in an office job has its advantages- unlimited office supplies. This helps a lot, for sure. But for SOME FUCKING REASON whenever I refill my work bag with 3 pens, by the end of the week they are ALL gone. This is what I imagine is going on here:
HOW DOES MY BAG AFFORD THESE PLANE TICKETSSeriously, what the eff? I must have gone through at least 3574 pens this year. It's not like they show up like a week later underneath some books or sheets of paper like I usually find my misplaced food. It's just EVERY TIME I have to write something down, the pens are just GONE. Missing. Never to be seen again. Then I have to borrow a pen from somebody ELSE, which I inevitably slobber all over (okay it's a bad habit, go fuck yourself). I mean nothing bad really happens here, it's just an inconvenience that I have to ask another human being for something I should already have THREE of.
Motherfucking pen blackhole bermuda triangle thievery bullshit piece of shit pens
1 comment:
rofl. mine always get stolen by my team. or at least i think that's what happens
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